Former Lover Girl

Former Lover Girl

Pro Clown Joe

I dated a professional clown, who may or may not be homeless.

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Former Lover Girl
Jul 27, 2026
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Pro Clown Joe

I went on a date with a professional clown. He literally went to clown college. He’s been clowning for over twenty years. I matched with him on Hinge. The job title on his profile said ‘digital clown’. I was thinking he works for some corporate bullshit job and he is calling himself a clown. I can get with that. Fuck the matrix. As I scroll…

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